Thursday, March 27, 2008

I'm alive pass the Fiber....

That elephant on my belly was actually swollen colon, I have more fiber don't just spin it!!!! I think it's Patty's fault for letting me buy all that popcorn at Goodies, in Shorewood. Awesome Caramel corn and Cheese corn and candy and and and, you too can have an inflamed bowel!!!!! Just kidding. I am better now, I am taking antibiotics in megadoses!!!! So what is new??? I have started on my 50th project not to be finished??? I have got to start finishing something. I see all of these really cool projects and customers come in with so many great ideas and with my attention span (of a gnat) I have to start something else fun.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

What not to do when you have the flu!!!

UUUhhhhmmm, For lack of a better thing to do while I was sick, too sick to knit, I decided to close the toes on some socks I cranked out on my sock machine......!!! If you have bunions and are in need of socks with a gnarly mess on either end, let me know!! Being sick my lack of concentration and eye hand co ordination was greatly depleted, why on earth did I think I could close toes, stitch by stitch. I will keep the socks for myself, you should see the mess I made on a heel!!! I think I am feeling better if I could only get the elephant off of my lower abdomen???? Not sure what that is? I would say my uterus is bloated but that has been gone for 14 years? Maybe my ovaries are the size of basketballs? Something is not right, I may go to the Urgent care today and if they give me a $200 enima, I'll just, you got it poop!!!!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

I'm still hot!!!!

But now it comes in Flashes!!!! Aint't that the truth!!! I am sitting here in a t-shirt and flashing like a maniac!!!! Speaking of flashing, I had to take my mom to the Dr. yesterday, Kim watched the shop for me. So I come waltzing in, in the afternoon and sit down to chat and proclaim it sure it hot in the shop? Kim replys with "I didn't even turn on the little heater." Sara her daughter is stripped down to a tshirt and says "it is hot!" I figure the temp outside is a little warmer than usual but Holy Cow I am really hot!!!! So for whatever reason I get up and walk to the front of the shop and it's even hotter!!!! I glance at the Electric Heat Dial, that somewhat resembles the light dial a foot away and notice it's on Maximum or 100!!!! AAAAccckkkkk, Kim accidentally cranked the wrong dial!!!! The shop has never been so warm in it's history!!!!! So for all of you at breakfast club that thought you were having a power surge, false alarm, just a case of mistaken identity!!!
I am working on the new Noro yarn that came in, yes it is here. As is some new colors of Malabrigo. I have some new yarns coming in hopefully with in the next couple of weeks.
The booby sock is not yet in, sorry, they said March 1st??? What a surprise!!! So don't forget about the Friendship Hat this Sunday!!! Enjoy the warm weather.....maybe Kim had something to do with it????